Faking News: Questions on Ra.One included in CAT-2011

Since everyone on the internet has their own views on the movie and a blogpost dedicated exclusively to the expressions(or the lack of it) of Arjun Rampal, I thought the obligatory Ra.One blogpost is obligatory.Also, I've been wanting to do a FakingNews for quite some time now. So why not!

Ministry Of Human resources and Development has confirmed that Shah Rukh Khan has convinced them to include the questions based on Ra.One as a part of their marketing strategy.

On contacting Shah Rukh Khan, he stated that his strategy behing getting questions on Ra.One was to market the movie to the IIT/NIT nerds preparing for CAT relentlessly for months. "Hey R.S. Agarwal, Who's your daddy now?", a proud dimple faced Shah rukh khan.

"Kya aap paanchvi pass se tez hain? Oops, wrong question."



Stutdents leaving the exam hall looked not only surprised but also half-amused. "Instead of Reading Comprehension, we had a video of Ra.One trailer, I played the video thrice to see if Arindam Chaudhari videobombed"- a -taking-CAT-only-for-the-heck-of-it-student.

Some disappointed students' reaction was not so welcoming "Firstly, I happen to be a Salman Khan fan. Watching Shah Rukh Khan humping cars was disturbing. They left us completely baffled at questions on Akon. I mean, asking us the lyrics of the song Chammak Challo was a little too much. Seriously! And they seriously lost me when a question in the quantitative section included LIC G.One suraksha plan. "- NIT student, Jigar Sharma.

One of the questions asked in the exam was "Calculate the average number of Reality Shows per day in which Shah Rukh Khan has made an appearance. On considering the advertisements too, what is the percentage change?"

Overall, it was noticed that most of the students made their way to the nearest tea stall and were heard yelling expletives at the paper setter which was not so different from any other year. The rest of them took to facebook and twitter to post "FFUUUUU SRK!!!!111111"