Dealing with a breakup

Different people have different ways of dealing with a breakup. Tell anyone that you've just had a break and the most obvious reply would be 'been there, sister'. 'It ain't easy'. 'let me tell you how I got over that bastard'

- Some women like to drown their sorrows in melted chocolate. This is mostly accompanied by a romantic flick and tonnes of icecream and sobbing to 'Oh I miss him' moments. Little do they know that if they continue to do the same every night they'll end up with no other option but to miss the same ex, all their life.

- And then, some women engage themselves in worthless money swallowing activity like a makeover. Dude, had you done your hair and makeup before your boyfriend wouldn't have left you. What I don't understand is how can a haircut make you get over your ex? I mean, this just doesn't make sense. Its like, they go to the beauty parlor and hand the owner their credit card. Yeas, fuck this credit card. "My dad just transferred shit loads of money in my account. Take it bitch". They end up looking so different(not in a good way, mostly) that their parents refuse to recognize them. They go like "who's this bitch? What did she do to our daughter?"

- Some women just cannot believe that they're no more in a relationship. Or well, to be blunt, their boyfriend just dumped them for a hotter one. Which is why, on being asked about the breakup, they'll simply say "Oh, it was mutual". Mutual breakup what the fuck. We all know that such a thing doesn't exist. Also, these are the kind of women who'd innocently ask about their ex's current girlfriend pretending to not give a fuck but in their head they'r going like "I'm gonna make your life hell, bitch". And the very next moment they're like "But i don't know how, so fuck it".

- Then there are some, who use the distraction theory. They engage in some time and brain(lol?) consuming activity to keep them busy and distracted all day. Mostly used by students. Its like, just after the breakup, they return to their study, pick up a book which was lying in dust and never meant to be read until a week before exams and in their head they go like "I'm gonna fuck the shit outta this book tonight and challenge stephen hawkings for a science quiz tomorrow". Some actually succeed. On getting the report card, they stare in amazement and go "What! I topped?! How did this fuck even happen!"

If you ask me, just let it go. You may miss the person, which is okay. You may even want to cry, which is still okay. Its all okay unless its not some crazy shit you wish to do. We all stumble, fall down, get back on our feet and resume walking. Thats life. :)

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