Things not to say to your parents after failing in exams

1. Lets watch Taare Zameen Par.

2. No? Ok,Paathshaala? Sorry,bad idea.

3. Dad,I got you porn.*winks*

4. Shit happens.

5. Failure is the stepping stone to success.

6.Spanks later, let me tweet about this first.

7. I couldn’t have done much,was on the first bench.

8. Dude,you should’ve checked out the invigilator.

9. Blame the guy from whom I copied the entire paper.

10. Can I go to the party tonight?

11. iWant. Pocket money raise.

12. So,the leaked question paper I bought for 500 Rs. turned out to be useless.

13. Chup karo! Jhak Jhak bak bak. *the psycho look*

14.Whatever happens,happens for the best.

15. I’m gay.

16. kthxbai.

17. Laziness took over you know.

18. Fine,Disown me!!

19. Sirf number kam hain,dimag nahi.

20. Did you know Albert Einstein failed too? Just saying.

21. The know the ‘zero figure’ joke is pretty lame but I’m gonna crack it anyway.

22. At Least I got a colorful report card.

23. I didn’t want to be called a nerd for the rest of my life.