Friday, September 10, 2010

Failed Tombstone Inscriptions

Tombstone inscriptions are of greater importance than most of us think.I mean,they’re supposed to to be there,forever,with the then you.Of course,unless a random disaster destroys the city.I know some who even judge the dead body by what’s been inscribed on the tombstone.

1.Shit happens.

2.I’m immortal,dig me up morons!

3. eol encountered [ end of life]

4.My boss murdered me,go get him.

5.I’m allergic to roses

6.Hell(o) (t)here.

7.Hey,just keep an extra white sari for me,I’ll be home in a while.

8.Get me some dvds please!

9.Follow me on twitter.

10.No,I ain’t no paying taxes anymore!

11.The chick in the coffin to my right is cute xD

12. Someone forgot to pull out the dagger.

13. Cyanide doesn’t taste good.

14.Get your hands off my girlfriend.

15.Someone please recharge my cellphone.

16. brb.

17. Stop grinning,you’ll be here soon.

18. see,I got a halo on my head!

19. Hey,someone click my pic with bhootnath.

20. Wireless internet doesn’t work here.

21. Post no bills.

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