Just another blog on Osama Bin Laden. It somehow also proves that I exist.
Below mentioned are the possible last words of O.B.L. to the Navy Seal just minutes before his death.
1. Where's my pizza? Ohwait, you're not the pizza delivery boy. [from twitter]
2. Wasn't this a hide and seek game?
3. Play 'choli ke peeche kya hai' at my funeral.
4. Stop ogling at my wife, bitch.
5. There was no internet connectivity anyway.
6. This is what you get for watching 'Naughty at Forty'.
7. Niggaplease, I was preparing for CAT here.
8. Abottabad sounds funny, no?
9. I could kill you with 'my gun'. *cheesy voice* [well, little did he know that only arabs have a thing for the thing]
10. Hey, don't judge me. *hides his laptop which had this picture as the wallpaper. [credits: Denny George]
11. Damn you steve jobs, I know you were upto something! *smashes his iphone* Related story
12. You didn't even ring the doorbell.
13. Don't let Mahesh Bhatt make a movie on me.
14. I'm that dude from 'Tere Bin Laden'. Ok, that was lame.
15. Doremon's gadgets are better than yours. [see for yourself]
16. Fuck you all, I'm gonna get 72 virgins. Yay! :D
17. But first, help me with this smiley. What does ' :x|' mean?
