Things not to say to your parents after failing in exams

1. Lets watch Taare Zameen Par.

2. No? Ok,Paathshaala? Sorry,bad idea.

3. Dad,I got you porn.*winks*

4. Shit happens.

5. Failure is the stepping stone to success.

6.Spanks later, let me tweet about this first.

7. I couldn’t have done much,was on the first bench.

8. Dude,you should’ve checked out the invigilator.

9. Blame the guy from whom I copied the entire paper.

10. Can I go to the party tonight?

11. iWant. Pocket money raise.

12. So,the leaked question paper I bought for 500 Rs. turned out to be useless.

13. Chup karo! Jhak Jhak bak bak. *the psycho look*

14.Whatever happens,happens for the best.

15. I’m gay.

16. kthxbai.

17. Laziness took over you know.

18. Fine,Disown me!!

19. Sirf number kam hain,dimag nahi.

20. Did you know Albert Einstein failed too? Just saying.

21. The know the ‘zero figure’ joke is pretty lame but I’m gonna crack it anyway.

22. At Least I got a colorful report card.

23. I didn’t want to be called a nerd for the rest of my life.

Failed Tombstone Inscriptions

Tombstone inscriptions are of greater importance than most of us think.I mean,they’re supposed to to be there,forever,with the then you.Of course,unless a random disaster destroys the city.I know some who even judge the dead body by what’s been inscribed on the tombstone.

1.Shit happens.

2.I’m immortal,dig me up morons!

3. eol encountered [ end of life]

4.My boss murdered me,go get him.

5.I’m allergic to roses

6.Hell(o) (t)here.

7.Hey,just keep an extra white sari for me,I’ll be home in a while.

8.Get me some dvds please!

9.Follow me on twitter.

10.No,I ain’t no paying taxes anymore!

11.The chick in the coffin to my right is cute xD

12. Someone forgot to pull out the dagger.

13. Cyanide doesn’t taste good.

14.Get your hands off my girlfriend.

15.Someone please recharge my cellphone.

16. brb.

17. Stop grinning,you’ll be here soon.

18. see,I got a halo on my head!

19. Hey,someone click my pic with bhootnath.

20. Wireless internet doesn’t work here.

21. Post no bills.

Raavan- The post release Mayhem

Now this one was written just after the movie release. Posting it now, cos its never too late!

So,the “official” Raavan page on Facebook has been launched and for a moment imagine all the baallywood celebs are rather active on FB.

The Official Raavan Page on Facebook
Amitabh Bachchan likes this.

Amitabh Bachchan comments - ‘That douche editor ruined it all.He has cut the scenes in which Abhishek performs superbly.’

Rekha comments - ‘Is he the same editor who scissored “our” superb performance from that movie?’

Jaya Bachchan comments - ‘Messi FTW! Maradona please laarrrv me :* *strips*. Oops,wrong page,sorry.’

Amitabh Bachchan comments - ‘Dude,you could have deleted that comment and saved me from the public embarrasment.’

Rekha comments - ‘I had warned you long ago sweety,but you never listened!’

Dharmendra comments - ‘Owned ! xD. Submitting to Failbook.’

Badnaam Editor comments - ‘Yea superdad,I wish I had edited the “jhak jhak bak bak” scene too!’

Abhishek Bachchan comments - ‘Dad,you don’t need to do all this for me! Won’t work lol ‘

Amitabh Bachchan comments - ‘I know son,but I had to do something on Father’s day.’

Spiderman comments - ‘Like HOW did you climb the cliff without a harness?That’s supposed to be my forte`.

Superman comments - ‘Gah! Beera could’ve used his shawl and used it a cape to fly!Retards.

Ravi Kissen comments - ‘Hey remember?! I was a part of the movie too’

Superman comments - ‘@Ravi Self pwning xD’

Mudpacks Inc. comments - ‘Kitni multaani mitti lagai thi,na Abhishek nikhra na uska career.*facepalm*’

Rayban comments - ‘What happened to the credits we were promised?Where is the contract?!’ *calls a press meet and starts blocking random followers on twitter*

Aamir Khan comments - ‘I watched the movie.But please give me 3 months while I analyse each and every part of it.I’ll post my comment then’

Mani Ratnam comments - ‘Like I care!’ [For those who don’t know,Mani ratnam and Aamir Khan aren’t really on talking terms]

Shahrukh Khan comments - ‘Bwaahaaaa!! Epic pwnage.ROFL’

Ram Gopal Verma comments - ‘Hey Mani,join the line :D’